This is a quick one, if you think you have a joke of note why not email it to me, and if its decent you may just see it here.

                    Tiger Woods heading to Cork for a game of golf stops off at a garage to fill up a rented Volvo he hired for the weekend. The guy in the garage hasn't a clue who he is and casually fills up the car. As he finishes Tiger puts his hand in his pocket to get the money and two tees fall onto the ground. The guy asks him what they're for, and Tiger replies that they're for putting your balls on as you drive, to that the guy replies, gee those guys at Volvo think of everything don't they............

                    Man is having an affair with his secretary, in a motel all afternoon doing what you do and decides eventually to go home. When he gets to his driveway he gets out of the car, walks to the grass patch and jumps around in the mud. Goes to the door and opens it only to be met by his raging wife and after a string of obscenities she shouts " where were you all day? to which he tells the truth saying, "I was in a motel with my secretary" she looks at his shoes and says" GET OUT YOUR LYING, YOU WERE ON THAT DAMN GOLF COURSE AGAIN".........